This song has a weird somewhat sad vibe but also calm somehow at the same time? It's really cool though! I think it's the chords you used and also how the song began, yet it gets more happy towards the end of the song. The progression also does a great job at delivering the unusual and unique atmosphere. I love the samples you used, I can recognize most of them too from some SNES games! Did you use Chipsynth by any chance? Also love the description lol, it's pretty funny.
Keep up the awesome work :)